Sawah:  I pray to God every night that Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley will reprise their roles in Pirates of the Caribbean 4!  Because if they don’t, the movie will be incomplete!

Crammer:  Will you be incomplete, Sawah?

Sawah:  YEAH!

A few minutes after she read about pirate attacks on Vietnamese boat people, felt “sad,” and declared that some pirates are "very scary"....

Sawah:  I’ll be the first pirate to find the Fountain of Youth.

Crammer:  Really, Sawah?

Sawah:  YEAH!  It’s gonna happen in, like, 2020!

Sawah:  My name will be Captain Sawah, and I’ll sail the Atlantic Ocean!

Crammer:  What will the name of your ship be?

Sawah:  The Sapphire, I guess.

Sawah:  I’ll be a good pirate, not a bad pirate.

Crammer:  And what does being a good pirate mean?

Sawah:  They control a boat.  They don’t steal.  When other pirates attack my ship, I’ll attack them back, and I’ll kill them and hunt down the bad pirates, so there’ll be good pirates all around the world!

Crammer:  Do you want scars, too, as a pirate?

Sawah:  Maybe!

Sawah:  You should hear the beat of Will’s heart!  It’s cool!

Sawah:  And they kissed together.  …That was the romantic part!

Sawah:  And Will Turner’s wearing a puffy white shirt, and it’s open (giggles), and you can see his scar!  …And if I remember correctly, he was wearing a black bandanna.  And he was holding on to—what do you call it—that white triangle thing on the top of a ship?

Crammer:  A flag?

Sawah:  Yeah, that white triangle rag thing.

Crammer:  You’re gonna bring so much joy to other people when they read this!

Sawah:  (calmly) Tru dat.  (immediately recommences discussion about "Pirates” with enthusiasm)

Sawah:  And when I grow up, I’m gonna move to Port Royal [Jamaica].  A lot of pirates live there!

Sawah:  In the summer, I’m going to buy clothes similar to what pirates wear.  And I’m gonna buy a bandanna in the colors of black, red, and white.

Crammer: Why these colors?

Sawah:  Because black and red are the colors of the bandannas that Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner wore, and white—because of some crew member from the Black Pearl, so yeah.

Sawah:  And Kingdom (her crush) will be my partner!

Crammer:  But what if he doesn’t wanna be a pirate?

Sawah:  Crammer, don’t worry – it’s gonna happen, okay?

Crammer: Does Kingdom have a mustache?

Sawah:  Yeah, like Will Turner!  He’ll look like Will Turner someday.

Sawah:  When I turn 21, I’ll graduate with a Bachelor of Arts degree from Oxford and maybe Parsons Art School, and I’ll own my own famous company in New York, and be a pirate at the same time.